Random Thoughts

I am a premature ejaculator. And I am a female. What the fuck?

im feeling alot better today....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

some crazzzy shit out there...

When I have an orgasm, my clit throbs, like a heartbeat. Do guys get that when they cum?

When I ejaculate, I aim for the woman's face, preferabley on the nose.
It always looks funny when a female has cum dripping from her nose, kinda like her nose is running in the Arctic.

Hmm, I've never had that done to me. Would be awkward.

When you try it, come back to this thread for feedback.

take pics

Well...I can say that when I would fake orgasms, I knew how to make it throb manually (kegel exercises are no joke!), to get him to cum when I got bored as shit. That poor guy thought he actually hit it, lol.

Women who fake orgasim actually think we don't know when they're doing it lol
We can play along too ya know.
But as of the past 6 years I haven't heard any fake moaning so I'm convinced I'll never encounter a faker again.

Men who find out women fake orgasms like to say that they knew we faked it. It's okay. I understand.

^
Clever. but not accurate.

Fail.

The universe is not perfect. Some fake orgasms do slip by undetected.


BTW, have you ever confronted a faker? What was it like? You got me paranoid now.

Well, I've said to her that I knew she was faking, and she just got embarassed and spent about 10 minutes applogising.
I just told her that next time, she needed to relax and just go with it, instead of faking from the start.
The next time was much better, geniune screams, not saying she was straight away, but about 10 minutes into it she started to.

When women fake it I think it prevents them from actually enjoying themselves and experiencing real pleasure.

We only fake when the spot is not being right, and the sex is going on for too long, without any real pleasure. We fake cuz we got shit to do, lol.

I can admit, however, that when I was really into it, I wasn't screaming or moaning and I thought that made the guy feel like he wasn't doing anything, so I moaned a little bit more than I needed to let him know it was good at that moment. And I also don't like to make noise, so it's weird in general for me.

Sex is different for everyone. I once dated a girl who wouldn't fuck unless she was covered in baby oil. No B.S.
Head to toe, in baby oil.

Granted it was fun and the closest thing to a porno fuck I'd ever get, but it got very repetative.

lol

was just thinking to chop my huge titanium stem in half and make two bongs

great thread

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waking up in the middle of the night is serious business

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haha your lucky i'm not a corrupt mod who would edit that

lmao
i would *shifty*

I try to keep this section as freedom of speechy as possible...
it isn't too hard when all stoners are chilled

yes my friend you are a God
when it comes to being high

indeed